The Twelve Days of Discordmas

On the first day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
a pineapple wearing a fez,
sitting proudly on the table of chaos,
a symbol of whimsy,
where nothing makes sense.

On the second day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
quacking in harmony,
creating a symphony of absurdity.

On the third day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
swinging from the chandelier,
defying the laws of gravity.

On the fourth day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
jiving to a tune only they can hear.

On the fifth day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
five golden fish!
Four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
swimming in the chaos of the mind.

On the sixth day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
six socks with holes,
five golden fish!
Four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
each sock a portal to another dimension.

On the seventh day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
seven wobbly chairs,
six socks with holes,
five golden fish!
Four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
where every chair is a throne of nonsense.

On the eighth day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
eight jellybeans flying,
seven wobbly chairs,
six socks with holes,
five golden fish!
Four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
a candy-coated chaos in the air.

On the ninth day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
nine cats in hats,
eight jellybeans flying,
seven wobbly chairs,
six socks with holes,
five golden fish!
Four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
feline fashionistas of absurdity.

On the tenth day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
ten echoes laughing,
nine cats in hats,
eight jellybeans flying,
seven wobbly chairs,
six socks with holes,
five golden fish!
Four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
where laughter is the language of the day.

On the eleventh day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
eleven puns a-punning,
ten echoes laughing,
nine cats in hats,
eight jellybeans flying,
seven wobbly chairs,
six socks with holes,
five golden fish!
Four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
the ultimate gift of absurdity.

On the twelfth day of Discordmas, my true love gave to me,
twelve rubber chickens,
eleven puns a-punning,
ten echoes laughing,
nine cats in hats,
eight jellybeans flying,
seven wobbly chairs,
six socks with holes,
five golden fish!
Four dancing gnomes,
three spaghetti monkeys,
two rubber ducks,
and a pineapple wearing a fez,
the chaotic crown of this merry parade!