The Revolutionary’s Guide to Randomness

Welcome, brave souls,
to the manual of delightful anarchy,
where chaos reigns supreme,
and the absurd is our battle cry —
for in the face of injustice,
we wield the unpredictable like a sword.

**Step One:** Start with a banana,
toss it in the street,
watch as the system crumbles under your feet,
as bureaucrats slip on the peel of their own rigidity,
and laughter erupts,
a revolution born of giggles,
where laughter is the loudest protest.

**Step Two:** Gather your friends,
dress as historical figures,
but not the ones you think —
why not a chicken in a powdered wig?
A cat in a cape?
Parade through the town square,
for the absurdity confuses the elite,
who ponder their own seriousness,
lost in the madness of your whimsy.

**Step Three:** Write your manifesto
in crayon on the walls of the establishment,
each word an explosion of color,
each letter a challenge to the monochrome,
for who can take a protest seriously
when it’s splashed with rainbows and giggles?