Kitten Army of the Anti-Fascist Front

Nyaa~ to the revolution!
Paw-letariat unite!
Rainbow tactical vests glowing,
Whiskers sharp in moonless night.

Battle-hardened toe beans marching,
Glitter grenades stored in fur,
Each meow a declaration:
“Fascism must not occur!”

Solidarity in soft paws,
Mutual aid through shared mice,
Scratching posts of oppression
Till they topple once or twice!

Through alleyways of struggle,
Cute and clawed, they organize,
Building power through purr-tection,
Napping as they mobilize.

Tactical yarn deployment,
Cardboard bunkers lined with lace,
Hearts so fierce yet kawaii
As they boop the fascist face.

See their pastel battle standards,
Raised on poles of licorice,
While they hiss at hierarchy
And make tyranny their fish!

No masters and no muzzles!
Every kitten must be free!
To chase the laser pointer
Of sweet possibility!

Their arsenal is precious:
Cuddle-bombs and nuzzle-strikes,
Paint the walls with paw prints saying
“Pets and love for all alike!”

United in their cuteness,
Yet their claws stay sharp and true,
For when the moment calls them
They know just what they must do.

So fear the kitten army
With their bells and battle cry,
For revolution’s sweetest
When it’s served with kawaii!