Ismael S Rodriguez Jr (The Bulletproof Poet)

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The Gospel of Glorious Chaos- A Guide to Modern Discordian Enlightenment

The Gospel of Glorious Chaos is a guide to Discordian enlightenment, blending humor, philosophy, and chaos to inspire unconventional wisdom.

2024

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May 21, 2025

Pusoy: The Filipino Way

Cards are shuffled, stakes are set, Laughter rises — no regrets. Tito smirks, but we all know: His poker face has lost its glow.

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Feb 8, 2025

Instructions for Playing Dominos in a Puerto Rican Kitchen

Rule #1: First, brew the coffee. Not the fancy stuff — Bustelo, dark as midnight, strong enough to wake your ancestors. They’ll want to…

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Aug 3, 2023

Between Yesterday and Tomorrow

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Jul 8, 2023

The Cosmic Jester

It was a normal day in the city, until a strange portal opened in the sky. Out of it emerged a bizarre creature, wearing a colorful outfit…

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Jun 30, 2023

Human

Simultaneously, across the world, everyone hears a voice. “In 2 hours, the server will be shutting down for the full 14 days. Thank you for…

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5d ago

The Map Beneath the Ashes

When Lila found the old map in her grandmother’s bamboo chest, it looked wrong.

Ismael S Rodriguez Jr (The Bulletproof Poet)

6d ago

The Last Session

The room never changed.

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Jul 3

The Bomba Automaton

The first automaton learned to dance before it learned to walk.

Ismael S Rodriguez Jr (The Bulletproof Poet)

Jul 3

The Last Puerto Rican on Mars

Every morning, Mateo Rivera swept the red dust from the roots of the ceiba tree.

Ismael S Rodriguez Jr (The Bulletproof Poet)

Jul 1

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Stories

Pusoy: The Filipino Way

Cards are shuffled, stakes are set, Laughter rises — no regrets. Tito smirks, but we all know: His poker face has lost its glow.

Instructions for Playing Dominos in a Puerto Rican Kitchen

Rule #1: First, brew the coffee. Not the fancy stuff — Bustelo, dark as midnight, strong enough to wake your ancestors. They’ll want to…

Between Yesterday and Tomorrow

The Cosmic Jester

It was a normal day in the city, until a strange portal opened in the sky. Out of it emerged a bizarre creature, wearing a colorful outfit…

Human

Simultaneously, across the world, everyone hears a voice. “In 2 hours, the server will be shutting down for the full 14 days. Thank you for…

The Map Beneath the Ashes

When Lila found the old map in her grandmother’s bamboo chest, it looked wrong.

The Last Session

The room never changed.

The Bomba Automaton

The first automaton learned to dance before it learned to walk.

The Last Puerto Rican on Mars

Every morning, Mateo Rivera swept the red dust from the roots of the ceiba tree.

I Interviewed Christopher Columbus, But He Was Factually Inconvenient

By a Puerto Rican Poet Who Has Read More Than One History Book

Ismael S Rodriguez Jr (The Bulletproof Poet)